Heh..... wow.

sooo yeah, i just got home from hanging with a friend of mine... i have a school and the morning and i really should be going to bed. but something about the last couple of nights have really givin me a nice outlook on life for the moment, and i really enjoy it.

But anyway, (im borin your head off), i was hanging with my friend and we were having a grand old time, just like we always do. and im talking with her and her friend about her friends kids... about how her son (whos like 3) had came up to her and said, " my penis is big today mommy" and she was just like "mmmmhmm." in that friendly mother tone, a couple days later her he came back said again, but to top it all off, after she said mmhhmmm he dicided to pull down his pants and yells at the top of his lungs "IM GONNA HIT YOU WITH IT!!!!" and starts shaking his little ass off, this is just supposedly. so im laughing my ass off about it. i love it.


These stories are just fucking cute, i love it.

karaoke tonight....

soooo Mara hosted karaoke tonight... it was going good, had a nice rotation of people singing, and right up until about 11:30-12 EVERYONE up and disappeared. So there was like 4 people in the rotation, including Mara and I, for about an hour.... then this group of guys showed up... and that was pretty tight... i sang barbie girl with one of them... yeah i was barbie... just like in bed... *wink wink* unless, you know, the guy im with wants it some other way... sorry if thats a little TMI, but anyway im rambling, so these guys show up and i sing barbie girl and they were all our singers and Mara and I. i tried a few new songs... it was nice... some of which worked pretty well... some others i kinda butchered... just a little bit. Over all the night was good. so im happy, im in a REALLY content mood with life. even if it doesnt go as planned its cool.
Peace out for now,

Kris

P.S. School sux major a$$


P.P.S. there's a cartoon at the top for your enjoyment

hmmm

my feet are cold.....



That is all

After the Eye Appointment.

YEAH.... awesome... perfect vision again.... lol. So how does one go about explaining an eye doctor appointment?
hmmmm, well they numbed my eyes... stung like a biznitch, and then it made me look permenantly stoned... and there was a dye that he put in.... which wasnt too bad.... cuz of the numbing agent. but the mother of all of it.... lol... it seems like im saying this a helluva lot lately... the doctor was frickin GORGEOUS! heh but seriously, he could've been a model... i was just... wow... *drools again*, im still waiting on that bib from Mara too... hopefully i dont stain my shirt with my drool...

Before the eye doctor appt.

k... so i have an eye doctor appointment in like.. an hour.... i swear to gawd.... i hate eye doctors, they are sooo feckin wierd.... like the joker going to a bruce waynes house for a cup of sugar....(super hero reference... if you didnt get it, you should prolly be shot)... ill update on what happens when i get back.

School....

SOOOOO yeah i started school..... and ive found that there are MANY hot guys..... they may be a bit of a distraction.... i find myself walking through the student center and feeling my jaw drop and a little bit of drool, slide ever sooo slightly out of my mouth. I mean MY FECKIN GAWD Its like.... hmmm.... its like being seeing something that you want soooo badly... but know you cant have it... its really a depressing thought....


Otherwise, school is a breeze... classes arent tooo bad.... one of my teachers is kinda hot tho.... so thats always interesting....It seems ive always had a thing for older guys.... like 25-30... and he is just..... wow....*stares into nothing as a puddle forms at the edge of my lip.*

Just another day in the life of ME!!!

sooooo yeah, I was at the Mall a couple days ago with a friend of mine and some of her friends, a couple guys were with us(unfortunatly they were straight as a nail... i was kinda sad). So we are browsing through Hot Topic, for no apparent reason, none of us actually buy things from there anymore, when one of these "straight guys" decided he wanted to get curious about homosexuality.


Him and I are standing in the back looking through the posters, and i see one of Stewie Griffin, from Family Guy, when outof the corner of my eye i notice him staring at me, so i ask him ever so politly, "Damn do i really look good enough to get a straight guy into me?" HIs face....Worth about $100, his reply... priceless, " NO NO NO, im not gay... i was just wondering... and i dont know if you wanna answer this question, but what made you decide to be gay?" I swear.... this is every gay mans dream opportunity to change a str8 guys opinion of the gay world.

" Welll...." I told him, and deciding to take a page out of an actress's book on LOGO's 'Big Gay Sketch Show', " One day i was walking down the street when a van pulled up with a BIG rainbow painted on the side that said 'The Gay Wagon'. Slowly someone opened the door and said (and i did this in the most FLAMBOYANT voice possible) ' Hey buddy whats up? GET IN THE VAN!!!' and the next thing i know im getting man-sexed like none other," and i turned from him and walked away. Leaving him with a look of sheer terror on his face... needless to say... he didnt so much as look at me for the rest of the day....

SOoooo that was my day.



Kris

Boredom

Boredom walks next to our souls
Reaping the hatered that it sows,
Watching the race we always run
Go flying by becoming undone.

I can't see the finish line
Though others seem to pass me by
Hoping to pass the next in time
to make my way to something fine.

Finer than the life we live
Finer than the love we give
Never needing something more
hoping we dont become a chore.

Tired

Rising from the darkness,
not knowing where to turn
watching stars go shooting by,
and watching lanterns burn.

Failing now to notice
the look behind my eyes,
weary now to look beyond
the pain within this time.

Hoping to see clearly,
I want to speak my mind
but exhaustion has consumed me
its leaving me behind.




These are my words of rhyme.

Peace,
Kris

Irritated.

SOOOOO i just started talking to this guy and he wanted to go out and get coffee sometime... we were having a nice conversation when i decided that i needed to tell him that i smoke. well the feckin dude didnt like it so he told me that he didnt want to have to kiss a smoker, i was like.... GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! i understand that non-smokers tend to not like smokers.... but for god feckin sakes give me a CHANCE. its not like im gonna light up a cig and blow the smoke in your face. I brush my teeth everyday, rinse with listerine... WTF is the big deal...

Falling Down

Where it starts and where it ends,
No one one knows how to begin.
We grow up and people leave
Others die and we start to grieve.
Never knowing where to go
As we sit and watch the wind blow.
Like the trees move with the breeze,
We feel the cold and start to freeze.
Some say life gets easier as you grow,
But as ive seen its all a show.
Watching as we all just drown,
Falling falling falling down.